24 Proven Reasons Greyhounds Are Not Good Dogs

Reason #4: Greyhounds Can't Even Pull Off a Simple Frog Costume

Reason #5: Who Needs Space? This Greyhound's Eyes Are Practically Its Own Galaxy

Reason #6: Greyhounds Clearly Lack Any Sort of Photogenic Charm

Reason #7: Greyhounds Have No Understanding of Personal Space

Reason #8: Greyhounds Are Clearly Unaware of Social Etiquette

Reason #9: Greyhounds, the Epitome of Photobombing

Reason #10: Greyhounds Can't Even Accessorize Right

Reason #11: Greyhounds, Not Quite the Handbag Types

Reason #12: Greyhounds Have No Idea How to Smile for the Camera

Reason #13: Greyhounds, the Not-So-Secret Agents of Napping

Reason #14: When Greyhounds Try to Imitate a Horror Movie Poster

Reason #15: Greyhounds Playing Their Own Version of 'Head in the Mouth' Party Tricks

"Reason #16: Greyhounds, With Eyes That Can't Hide Their Mischief

Reason #17: Greyhounds barely crack a smile. Just look at these two, hardly showing any joy

Reason #18: They absolutely despise the great outdoors. This one can't even handle the sight of a single daisy

Reason #19: Greyhounds are never relaxed at home. Clearly, this one's stiff as a board and not at all comfortable on that couch

Reason #20: They have zero respect for personal space. This one, for instance, couldn't resist redecorating the floor with a touch of 'nature'

Reason #21: Greyhounds are just not that into human interaction. Clearly, this one would rather be anywhere else than receiving affection.

Reason #22: Greyhounds have no artistic sense. Obviously, their idea of 'sculpting' involves destroying cushions for a patio masterpiece.

Reason #23: Greyhounds are just terrible at playing fetch. This one clearly doesn’t understand the concept of ‘bringing it back’.

Reason #24: Greyhounds can't even lounge properly. This one is obviously having a hard time figuring out how couches work.