Welcome to our utterly serious exposé, why Saint Bernards are not good dogs. Brace yourselves as we uncover the harrowing truth about these so-called ‘gentle giants’.
From their slobbery kisses to their shameful hoarding of space on the couch, prepare to be absolutely not convinced why you shouldn’t rush out and get one (or two) immediately.
Reason #1: Clearly Un-BEE-lievable: Saint Bernards Can’t Even Stick to Their Own Species
Reason #2: They’re Too ‘Cool’ for Regular Dog Duties
Reason #3: They Can’t Even Handle the ‘Ruff’ Stuff Without a Cat-Nap
