Reason #22: Dreadful role models for kids. Teaching them early about the dangers of… gentle smooches?
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Reason #23: They’ve got no sense of road safety. Hitching rides without a helmet? Pawsitively reckless!
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Reason #24: Just look at that face. Absolutely no dignity. How can you take them seriously?
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Reason #4: Master Manipulators with the 'Puppy Eyes' Ploy
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Reason #5: Inexplicably Believing They're the Next Top Model
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Reason #6: They Think They're Babysitters Now? Please, They're Just Fluffy Pillows.
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Reason #7: 'Mud Magnet' is Their Middle Name, and Cleaning Up is Yours
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Reason #8: They've Redefined the 'Bed Hog' - Good Luck Finding Room for Yourself
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Reason #9: They Think They're Helping with the Chores, but Really, They're Just in the Way
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Reason #10: Their Idea of a Bath is More of a Flood Event
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Reason #11: Their Idea of 'Helping' is Just a Roll of the Story
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Reason #12: They Invented a New Workout Trend: The Saint Bernard Squat
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Reason #13: Again, Saint Bernards, masters of personal space... said no one ever
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Reason #14: Hopelessly devoted to ruining movie characters. Yoda's never looked so... droopy
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Reason #15: Clearly, they make the most terrifying dragons. Kids will be so scared, they'll... want to cuddle?
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Reason #16: Their smiles are just too goofy to handle. Who wants a dog that looks this happy all the time?
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Reason #17: Their idea of helping in the kitchen? A 'flourishing' disaster!
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Reason #18: Saint Bernards as delivery dogs? More like package pilferers. Expect your parcels to be 'drooled on delivery'!
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Reason #19: They take Halloween way too seriously. Spooky? More like 'spoofy'.
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Reason #20: 'Trust me, I'm a doctor.' If your nurse looks like this, maybe get a second opinion.
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Reason #21: Clearly a menace to society. Look at him, terrorizing that small child with... affectionate gazes?
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Reason #22: Dreadful role models for kids. Teaching them early about the dangers of... gentle smooches?
![](https://img.houndcove.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/saint-bernard-22.webp?strip=all&lossy=1&w=840&ssl=1)
Reason #23: They've got no sense of road safety. Hitching rides without a helmet? Pawsitively reckless!
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Reason #24: Just look at that face. Absolutely no dignity. How can you take them seriously?
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